Build-A-Man Just like Build-A-Bear but Cheaper

I was over at Very Smart Brothas and ran across a post entitled, "Building the Perfect Woman." I won't go into the ridiculousness that men consider "perfect" on a woman. Suffice it to say, if it were left up to men, women would be a conglomeration of double d's, a big butt and a smile.

The post did get me to thinking about the perfect man. This topic is right on time considering the fact that me and my friend spent yesterday discussing our "lists". The "LIST" consists of the qualities we want in our future husbands.

So making a list and checking it twice. To make it fun, I'll use celebrities. Here we go (No particular order):

1. Intelligence like President Barack Obama.

2. Smile like Laz Alonso.

3. Eyes like Omar Epps.

4. Heart like Dr. Daniel Hale Williams.

5. Character: A man after God's own heart

6. Body like *inside my own head* lol Too many to choose from.

7. Enterprising like Michael Lee Chin

8. And swagger like DENZEL!!!!!

Build your man in the comments.

3 thoughts on “Build-A-Man Just like Build-A-Bear but Cheaper

  1. Quality #9. Sexy like Cool Thug. LOL. Just kiddin’. Swagger? How’s this for swagger. Cool Thug can divide by zero.
    If you say “Oh no he didn’t!” It’s highly likey that oh yes, Cool Thug did!.
    If Cool Thug is going the wrong way, he’s STILL going the right way!
    Cool Thug has counted to infinity… twice!
    If Cool Thug were to ride in your car, it would triple in value.
    Cool Thug did in fact build Rome… in one day.
    Cool Thug has won trophies and championships on just his game face alone.
    If you were to get stuck in an elevator with Cool Thug, you wouldn’t want to be rescued.
    When Cool Thug does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
    Denzel ain’t got onthing on Cool Thug. LOL.

  2. “No Exit” signs don’t apply to Cool Thug.
    If Cool Thug were to walk past you and not see you, you would still feel as if he said “Hi” and asked you how ya doin’.
    If Cool Thug wants some information from a book, he just stares the book down and it gives him all the information he wants.
    Cool Thug’s two cents worth has been known to overturn a Supreme Court decision.
    Cool Thug’s business card says “Don’t call me, I’ll call you”.
    Denzel ain’t got nothing on me, but not Samuel L. Jackson. He’s my main man. LOL.

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