Forget Carmen Sandiego. Where in the world is TJ Holmes?

Does he have a regular time slot on CNN? Did Anderson Cooper, jealous of TJ’s hotness, lock him in the CNN dungeon? Come on. I thought he was on the Saturday morning news hour but that darn Don Lemon seems to be on there now. Don Lemon is cute but it’s just not the same.

Can anyone understand my plight? If so, send a girl a schedule so that I can get a TJ fix.