There are things that sound good in theory but in actuality. . .DISASTER.

In theory, meat in can sounds plausible. In actuality, you have SPAM. In theory, a 300lb women can wear rayon spandex tight-pants. In actuality, all that friction can cause a fire.

Someone sat at an oak meeting table and thought, Yes, Lil’ Kim singing and Cyndi Lauper rapping is a GREAT idea!!!. In actuality. . . you have this:

**The music starts around 1:25.**