See David Ortunga, a.k.a. Punk, a.k.a Dawson Alexander, wrestling debut. Apparently, he is dead serious about this.

Is this how Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson started out? Now I love me some Rock but David is a Harvard graduate. He worked at the same law office, Sibley, in Chicago that the President and Michelle Obama worked for. I shall not judge. . .I will leave that to you! LOL