Ever think you being you is misinterpreted.
Well, yesterday at work, I found out that I am the biggest flirt – female- in our office.
Really? Must be a low bar.
I was then told that it's because the things I say can be taken more than one way. So, is that my fault or your stinking thinking?
*Background* Cute delivery guy is always telling me how good it is that I work inside under the air conditioning and he is all hot outside in the sun.* #fastforward
So the cute delivery guy comes by and says, "You're cool?" and I say, "You're hot?"
This nosy chick is walking by my desk and only hears the, "You're hot?" part and gasps my name.
Delivery guys gets all embarrassed. It was totally awkward.
So I ask the normal girl in the office what was wrong with what I said and the guy who said I was a flirt says, "He totally thought you were calling him hot."
The day before that, The Kid, stops by my desk and we laugh and joke with each other. This other girl says, "Oh my God *insert my name* you were so flirty." I don't even like "The Kid" like that. I just like cracking jokes with him.
Then, this guy who works on another floor comes down and needs help. I offer to help him because THAT'S MY JOB. The same girl is like, "Oh, *insert my name* you are such a flirt, offering to help him."
She later says, "You need to watch that. Guys are gonna get the wrong impression."
Really because I have been here a year and no one has. You have been here a month and well. . .
So am I big flirt or are these girls – and one guy – trippin'